- Audrey Hepburn
I love Audrey!
(Hehe. That's the only
family pic I could Find :P)
The Golden Tale of Mine the Gold Mining Man
One fine day in Bannowa City a man named Mine decided to go mining. Nobody knew why he was named Mine, but it turns out his mother wanted him to be a miner. First he needed to get some supplies and a donkey and he was off. Once he got his camp set a thing in the sky caught his eye (now I’m not trying to rhyme here). It was a thing that looked like a cradle that was flying and the cradle said, “Use me for your mining work and I’m called a cradle rocker” and Mine said, “OTAY ROCKAY ”. Then out of nowhere his donkey said “Hey don’t trust this guy I mean cradle I mean cradle rocker. I’ve
seen this before”. “ SWEET APPLE PIE , you can talk too.?” said Mine.
“Are you jok’in, everything can talk,...Well unless your speechless of course.” Mine was so confused he decided to kick a rock and suddenly he heard another thing it sounded like a “OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”. Mine jumped so high Superman could never take him down. “Well hot prairie dogs on rhye! Tell me why you kicked me”. The rock said, Mine was speechless “ I told you that you could be speechless.” said the donkey “You big dummy you told him that any thing could talk not anything could be speechless... Though it is true.” said the cradle rocker. “My heck can everything stop rock’in I mean talk’in”. said Mine, Everything started to go blurry, and a dude woke up and Robert (aka Mine) said I knew I shouldn't watch the Mining Channel/ Tall Tale channel.

